3 Signs Your Addicted to All Things Glitter
Posted on February 26 2018
We all know that once you've gone glitter, you can't go back. And although it's easy to assume that glitter is magical, we all know it isn't...however, it doesn't make it any less appealing.
So that's why we've compiled 3 simple ways to diagnose if you are addicted to festival glitter!
1. I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!
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We've all been there, when you wake-up bleary eyed, gasping for a drink in a hot tent after the 3rd day at a festival, only to discover you never had the sense of rhyme to wash the glitter off...but you know that in the end it just adds to your fabulous-ness.
2. PUT A LITTLE GLITTER DUSTING ON IT!
Ever heard of the quote “eat glitter for breakfast & shine all day”? Well, if you've ever been lucky enough to sip on a glitter latte or munch on a glitter dusted donut then you know you're an addict.
3. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
One of the funniest glitter stories of the year was the rise of the glitter pill. Now kids, do not try this at home. Some people were willingly ingesting glitter pills in an attempt to make their number 2s sparkle. Sure, it make it seem like you really do have unicorn poop, but for us at HQ, its just a step too fair. However, if you've dared to take this pill, you're deep in the G hole.